Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table...

By shartface12 - 6/6/2014 22:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML

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By thee_most_dope | 30

#5967446 - Saturday 7 June 2014 5:12

totally saw that one coming lol

By PiinkVanilla | 15

#5967452 - Saturday 7 June 2014 5:13

Never trust you from the night before.

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By thee_most_dope | 30

#5967446 - Saturday 7 June 2014 5:12

totally saw that one coming lol

Brandi_Faith | 33

#5967582 - Saturday 7 June 2014 6:40

I totally thought it was going to be pee from the middle of the night.

hazardoussmiles9 | 22

#5967640 - Saturday 7 June 2014 8:15

I thought it would be vomit

Garrett2818 | 21

#5967701 - Saturday 7 June 2014 10:49

Best way to cure a hangover hahah jk

Arthurie | 30

#5967842 - Saturday 7 June 2014 15:08

43 - In the wise words of Cleveland from Family Guy, "Oh, that's nasty."

thisguy22 | 33

#5968577 - Sunday 8 June 2014 6:19

I assumed it would be an ashtray cup/can. Something he put a cigarette, or three, out in the night before.

By Draxanoth | 15

#5967447 - Saturday 7 June 2014 5:12

And it begins...

laden_swallow09 | 34

#5967598 - Saturday 7 June 2014 7:02

What? What begins? Sounds more like it already ended.

Demig0d6 | 14

#5967605 - Saturday 7 June 2014 7:09

Hangover part 3

emily4040 | 18

#5967835 - Saturday 7 June 2014 14:49

What?

By PiinkVanilla | 15

#5967452 - Saturday 7 June 2014 5:13

Never trust you from the night before.

ladyLALAA | 28

#5969651 - Monday 9 June 2014 10:52

Maybe it was a present from your last night's self? Mix that with some Powerade and you're good to go!

By ghostsoul21 | 12

#5967456 - Saturday 7 June 2014 5:14

Couldn't you smell the difference though.. How does that even happen..

Miss_Whipped | 41

#5967482 - Saturday 7 June 2014 5:20

OP might just have been in desperation for a drink as soon as he woke up. We don't always think clearly right as we break out of unconsciousness.

badluckalex | 23

#5967525 - Saturday 7 June 2014 5:41

@5- I would still check the cup at least! Although, I have heard that taking a shot the morning after a nght of drinking helps with a hangover.

yoshiyakiryu | 20

#5967822 - Saturday 7 June 2014 14:39

I've done it before too, I don't typically get hungover but when I do I tend to not be able to register certain things, e.g. smells.

By spignona84 | 11

#5967484 - Saturday 7 June 2014 5:21

Be thankful it wasn't chew spit

doggiewoggie | 13

#5967528 - Saturday 7 June 2014 5:42

Or piss.

AnOriginalName | 19

#5967532 - Saturday 7 June 2014 5:44

Or semen in beer.

91hayek | 31

#5967584 - Saturday 7 June 2014 6:41

Or chew spit, semen and piss in a beer.

By ironichalibut | 24

#5967485 - Saturday 7 June 2014 5:21

Starting the day the right way

CVTTRVN | 19

#5967673 - Saturday 7 June 2014 9:41

Party never ends...

zandalee | 19

#5967734 - Saturday 7 June 2014 12:00

Hair of the dog!! Perfect!

By tpm45 | 25

#5967488 - Saturday 7 June 2014 5:23

And this is why you don't get so drunk that you end up like that. You're lucky that it was at least drinkable, OP.

xNephilim | 18

#5967612 - Saturday 7 June 2014 7:18

Eh I wouldn't necessarily say that. I've been drunk plenty of times and woke up without a hangover. Then I drank something different once and didn't even get past a buzz but I was puking the next morning.