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Today after 2 years of not touching my wife I decided to touch her shoulder. She pulled away and started screaming about how disgusted she is of me for only thinking about sex all the time. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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PhantomCrevan 8

Sorry to say this but there are only three reasons I can think of that would cause her to act this way if you haven't touched her for that long. In no particular order they are: She's been a victim of a sex crime and hasn't told you because of the negative stigma women get slammed with for being the target of any sex related offense. She's cheating on you She's asexual and either always has been, but tolerated sex because she loved you and just can't anymore OR her sexuality shifted, which happens with some people. Though now that I think about it, she could just be having some seriously realistic dreams starring you, but with a through-the-roof libido.

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PhantomCrevan 8

Sorry to say this but there are only three reasons I can think of that would cause her to act this way if you haven't touched her for that long. In no particular order they are: She's been a victim of a sex crime and hasn't told you because of the negative stigma women get slammed with for being the target of any sex related offense. She's cheating on you She's asexual and either always has been, but tolerated sex because she loved you and just can't anymore OR her sexuality shifted, which happens with some people. Though now that I think about it, she could just be having some seriously realistic dreams starring you, but with a through-the-roof libido.