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By ayon1andonly - 02/06/2016 07:43 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, after 2 months into the job I forgot my way to work because for past 2 months I worked night shifts. and today got confused with the road in daylight. After 1.5 hours of search, I get there and I realize I didn't even have work today. Only someone else has the same last name in the rota.FML

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moodyreallyrocks 27

Friday 3 June 2016 18:50

Always look on the bright side OP! At least you weren't late for your new job!! Plus, I personally think, that it shows a lot of dedication that you came in on your day off..

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moodyreallyrocks 27

Friday 3 June 2016 18:50

Always look on the bright side OP! At least you weren't late for your new job!! Plus, I personally think, that it shows a lot of dedication that you came in on your day off..

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