Work: Today, a woman called me 6 separate times to scream about how...

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 03:06 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, a woman called me 6 separate times to scream about how her dog was "traumatized" because one of my employees left its dog bed "askew". She demanded a refund to pay for its therapy, and threatened to report us to the BBB. FML

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