Today, a woman accused me of bullying her son, and said that she is going to get me fired. Her son is a 27-year-old teacher at my school, whom I disciplined for showing up drunk. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a student told me to "F*** off!" I reported it to my boss and the student's parent, who is also a teacher at the school. My boss deemed it a minor issue and said we wouldn't be following discipline policy. Now, my boss frequently visits my classroom to bully me, likely due to the two of them being drinking buddies. FML
Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, my school sent me an email saying I would be transferred to another class this Monday. I told my mom about it. Turns out my drunk mom ran into my teacher at a bar and started berating her for being at the bar, instead of grading her “kid’s exam already.” I’m a high school senior. FML
Today, as a teacher, I saw a younger boy kick an older boy in the crotch and I reported it in our online system. Despite typical consequences for violence (automatic suspension), the department head, a drinking buddy of the boy's parents, gave him only a single detention. Now, the department head is harassing me for reporting the incident. FML
Today, a furious woman stormed into my job, demanding to know why I fired her precious baby boy. I explained that watching porn on the clock is grounds for termination. She screamed that I was lying about him and that she’ll see me in court for slandering him. I had to call the cops to make her leave. FML
Today, at work, a man punched me in the face because he said I took his son's job. He meant both me and his son applied for the same job. He also asked to speak to my boss, because he thinks I "cheated." FML
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Top comments
Ashamed_Sister 60
You should get a restraining order against her. She's clearly out of her mind.
pinkchocoa 15
Fire her son
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Comments (45)
Angelic_Author 16
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asylumlane 23
I see why he behaves the way he does. She's probably been doing this his entire life so he does not take responsibility for anything he does.
Queensland 27
#9, It's not like teachers are forced to be teachers, they should know dealing with all kinds of kids come with the job... And if they don't like that they are clearly in the wrong profession.
EmmaMK 35
She should be thanking you for letting him keep his job.
wholock 12
Restraining order, maybe?
mosquito19 14
it's the American way. it's all someone else's fault.
SweetasCandy0609 28
you did the right thing she's lucky you didn't fire him he's suppose to be setting an example for the kid's not showing up to work drunk, I hope you told he why he got in trouble maybe he has a problem.
skyeyez9 25
Those helicopter parents need an ass whooping.
EvilLittleMan 23
And that is why this 27 year-old showed up drunk because he was not properly held accountable for his actions as a punk ass kid. Grade for the parent. A Big F*ucking F !
UnluckyJulie 13
I hope by "disciplined," you mean "fired."