Today, a woman accused me of bullying her son, and said that she is going to get me fired. Her son is a 27-year-old teacher at my school, whom I disciplined for showing up drunk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a student told me to "F*** off!" I reported it to my boss and the student's parent, who is also a teacher at the school. My boss deemed it a minor issue and said we wouldn't be following discipline policy. Now, my boss frequently visits my classroom to bully me, likely due to the two of them being drinking buddies. FML
Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, my school sent me an email saying I would be transferred to another class this Monday. I told my mom about it. Turns out my drunk mom ran into my teacher at a bar and started berating her for being at the bar, instead of grading her “kid’s exam already.” I’m a high school senior. FML
Today, as a teacher, I saw a younger boy kick an older boy in the crotch and I reported it in our online system. Despite typical consequences for violence (automatic suspension), the department head, a drinking buddy of the boy's parents, gave him only a single detention. Now, the department head is harassing me for reporting the incident. FML
Today, a furious woman stormed into my job, demanding to know why I fired her precious baby boy. I explained that watching porn on the clock is grounds for termination. She screamed that I was lying about him and that she’ll see me in court for slandering him. I had to call the cops to make her leave. FML
Today, at work, a man punched me in the face because he said I took his son's job. He meant both me and his son applied for the same job. He also asked to speak to my boss, because he thinks I "cheated." FML
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Ashamed_Sister 60
You should get a restraining order against her. She's clearly out of her mind.
pinkchocoa 15
Fire her son
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Comments (45)
ctlnaaia71 8
I hope you have some witnesses to cover your butt, fire the idiot and sue his mommy for false accusations.
miianah1 22
Why would OP sue? You sound like a sue happy person. restraining order at most, problem solved. God, people nowadays are ******* sick for money. "You're mad at me for disciplining your son?! How dare you! Give me $20,000 dollars"
bikergirl93 18
wow thats sad 27 and still getting mummy to fight his battles
radioedit 7
Hahaha that's sad
Vnzlan_girl 10
still not a good excuse to come to school drunk...
baconboy_42 8
You gotta love helicopter parents. I mean, late 20s are still formative years in a child's development.
brandoneyez1 25
If you did nothing wrong, you Owe no explanations. He was drunk which isn't permissible at any job, much less a teaching job. Stand your ground... Old bat needs a cave!
perdix 31
Well, you do have all these ******** parents who insist everyone else is to blame except their little angels. Did you expect it to stop when the spoiled brats become adults, er, I mean, over-aged babies?
suri23 11
Because of various laws, doubt OP could outright fire said teacher unless he did something else while drunk, like fondle a student. Sigh, tough to be a principal with teachers like this and their parents.
xStaciexLynnx 15
I don't think firing him because he was drunk is the issue. I think PROVING he was drunk so she can fire him would be the issue. Its unlikely she has solid proof in the form of a test.
sarahbevan20 11
I could be wrong, but if it happened recently they can run alcohol tests because alcohol sticks around in your blood for a long time and increases your blood pressure. My mother is a nurse, i know a thing or two, but again, i could be wrong :)
simsgirlgem 25
no being drunk is not allowed and this bitch needs to stop coddling him
WellThatSucked89 13
*Socrates