By beatenbyabum - 12/06/2009 20:45 - United States

Today, a man came up to me at the bus stop. He went into this long story about how his girlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back, "sounds like you should invest in condoms instead of food." He responded by beating and robbing me. FML
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beatenbyabum 0

Hello Folks, I'm the OP. Because of the character limit I couldn't get in all the information so I just left the guts of it. The hobo that attacked me is a guy who's come up to me before and has had different stories. He's either: A vietnam vet (despite he's about 30), a broke composer, or the pregnant one. I finally had enough and decided to say something other than "Nope, no change". I don't care how malnourished anyone is, a swift kick in the nuts and you're going down on the ground. So I've now been beaten by the smelly hobo, The other people at the bus stop were helpful enough to sit there and watch me get beaten and robbed. I've reported it to the cops, so we'll see what happens. (Keep up the comments, they make me smile, even the rude one's who don't seem to notice their hypocrisy calling me a douche or a dick or whatever when all I did was pretty much the same thing. A hypocrite is a legless man who teaches track.)

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TheCookieCrumb 0

You should have just gave him a couple bucks in the first place to buy food for him and his wife and child. But you decided to be a dick, so he took beat your ass. Do you really think a starving pregnant woman and her baby is worth joking about?

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kpopfanatic93 6

A legless man teaching track isn't hypocrisy, it's irony.

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stephaniepopatia 0

Yeah. Your dumb.

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superbluff5 0

WTH is your problem? Why would you say that? Why would you try to be tough and funny? YDI

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j3nn1987 0

I don't think you deserved that, even though you were rude. I hope you called the cops!

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kendallsama 0

yeah.. you had that coming. Funny doesnt have the same effect when you're STARVING.

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dusty1030 0

lol and it was funny.. especially when he beat and robbed you.... but in all honesty I'm actually with you. You were being funny and i agree with your statement. But the timing was clearly wrong. FYL buddy

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ohshitcock 0

seriously?? you're an asshole

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Yulia_fml 0

Mean to say? Asshole? Yeah...sure. You guys would've DEFINITELY listened to this strangers story with sympathy and given him enough cash for a meal. Of course. Come on now, when a psycho walks up to you on the street, you should keep quiet. But you don't deserve this happening to you either. ouch.

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kandi_shop_xoxo 0

I only give money to homeless people who don't ask for it.

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shutupfool 0

YDI, but to be fair, things were probably going to end up like that anyway.

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kaly_fml 1

Oh seriously, OP isn't an ass or stupid. He only speaks the truth. Might have been a bit smarter to keep it to himself, but he speaks the truth. If people can't afford to feed themselves, then they shouldn't bring a kid into the world cause odds are the poor kid will starve to death, period. If you can't provide for a family, then don't have one, and if you can't afford a type of birth control cause you're that poor, then don't go screwing. Sadly, some people seem too stupid to get that and go on reproducing anyways. It's sickening.

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