1. Having lived with someone with colon problems, I feel sorry for the guy. They are horrible. 2. On the other hand, this is not a situation where the phrase "misery loves company" should be applied.

haha I work in the medical field and I always catch myself talking about stuff at the table forgetting that there are people actually disgusted by this stuff.

I hope you weren't eating a big plate of sausage at the time, because that's what the bowels look like. (I got to look in on a bowel resection operation once. Yay! Looked like the guy had a big plate of sausages on his stomach. Yum)

This why I make sure I never sit near old people...take it as a lesson learned.

o wasnt tht a morin treat :)>

Perdix, you're going to get voted down to all Hell, lmao.

FHL he has a spastic colon and behaves like he was raised in a barn. Being grossed out does not FYL though.

Having never been to an IHOP I can only infer from your FML that when you take a seat in an IHOP you are strapped down focibly in chair restraints until your pancakes are finished. It must be quite unusual to have breakfast in such a manner and I am amazed IHOPs remain popular. There are places in NZ that sell pancakes, but they allow their patrons to move about freely, and even change seats if they so wish. It's interesting to learn about different cultures.

what a wonderful way to start off the day..

tune into your iPod n listen to songs instead??