Health, Food and Gross: TMI FML

TMI FML

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating breakfast at an IHOP. As I was eating, the old man sitting directly behind me started discussing every aspect of his spastic colon, in vivid detail. FML

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Top comments

sweet_candy_ 17

Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:54

He shouldn't talk about that when people are eating.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 2 February 2011 20:14

Well if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black. Or rather, the douche calling the douche a douche.

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BlackOpsPWNR 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 2:35

I. H. O. P.nis LOl!

Petey_devil 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 4:46

I live in CA and we have an ihop on every corner bitches.

OhShuttup 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 5:03

yea!

kaygee731 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 4:51

You shoulda turned around and been like "Ayyy Dinosaur!! Stfu I'm trying to eat here."

iztherainbow 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 5:59

YDI because u eat at a crap ihop go get a real breakfast -_-

vettle 6

Thursday 3 February 2011 6:51

sucks to be him is what I have to say about that! everybody poops.

millionaire93 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 7:53

ydi for eating at ihop.

MissKayla 2

Thursday 3 February 2011 8:17

I freakin' LOVE IHOP I wish there was one in this shitty ass town I live in =/

amazingjane 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 9:08

well......I mean....it's IHOP, sweetie....these things happen....

NYBellz 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 11:34

I would of turned around gave him my food and said if u wanted it just ask

maloriewatson 3

Thursday 3 February 2011 12:08

U made me hungry for an IHOP breakfast now :)

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