Today, I got stitches in my breast. I never knew how much they jiggled until every bump on the road made my breast feel like it was on fire. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
Today, as I bent over to pick up my baby, a wasp flew into my bra. I jumped up in a panic, flattening the wasp between my boob and my bra, where it stung me on the nipple, which is now swollen, a funny colour, and throbbing. Did I mention the nipple was already irritated from breastfeeding? FML
Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML
Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML
Today, after a 3-day induced delivery for my twins, and after getting stitches down there, I woke up to boobs that are the size of footballs, and still no milk coming out. The pain of chopping them off at this point would be more bearable. FML
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Top comments
noobienick 19
I guess they aren't your breast friends
lex1459 38
How did you end up needing those...? Sorry about the pain, OP :(
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Comments (64)
allplayedout 20
I cringed when I read this. Maybe you could find some success with a surgical bra like one of those used for women who've just had breast implants? I'd say a sports bra but it'd probably hurt too.
ostfaiz 18
get well soon Op n then do the wiggle wiggle wiggle
sharedcat 6
Hope your boobies are better now! #boobiesarethebest
Yessi_Boo 14
That's awful, I know the feel. I have four rumors removes surgically and yeah... Jiggle is not your friend
SexyMexi21 23
sports bra
Luceyrosegray 14
I understand your pain, going through pretty much the same thing right now. I hope you feel better soon.
Luceyrosegray 14
Just went through and read the comments, just thought I'd comment again. There is more than one reason to have stitches in your boob, it does not have to be implants. I'm not sure about the OPs case, but a sports bra actually makes it worse with where my stitches are, it might be the same situation.
drc2010 13
thank you so much for saying that!! I had a breast access and I almost died but everyone makes fun of me and says I had a boob job gone wrong which isn't the case when ur already a 34dd naturally so thank you!!!!
LeBoss2001 5
Was the doc a guy. Lol
prettygurl89 16
That sucks! Ouch...
drc2010 13
yes it's a horrible pain I had my right one cut open and had to stuff it with gauze every 6 hours hurt like hell and the cold air hurts bad too I give u credit most ppl don't know how much it hurts but mine was open I could see my breast tissue and bones in my cheast made me throw up seeing it but then hurt like hell