Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Time flies, huh?
Today, I got fired from a large oil and energy service company after 5 and 1/2 months. The interview process to land the job took 8 months. My interview process was longer than my job. FML
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um_duh 0
Even Google's hiring process isn't that long (well not for senior management), and you have to go for like 15 interviews with them before they will offer you a role... I find this FML really hard to believe unless you were really good at the interviews but extremely crap at your job
YeTi_MaNN 0
Anyone ever tell you that you are a ******* idiot?
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Tehalon 0
What SluttyMcNugget said, it was most likely your own fault so YDI.
um_duh 0
Even Google's hiring process isn't that long (well not for senior management), and you have to go for like 15 interviews with them before they will offer you a role... I find this FML really hard to believe unless you were really good at the interviews but extremely crap at your job
NoMercy_fml 0
Don't Care
dr_house_MD 0
dont care
massnerder76 0
that does suck, but 8 MONTHS?! wow....
Vitamin_C 0
#12, some places do take that long.. The gov't hiring process is at least 8 months long, so totally believable. Also, OP, no sympathy for you getting fired. Like #2 said, being fired means you ****** up soooo a big fat YDI on that one..
Irefusetosay 0
hahahahaahahaha But seriously that sucks.... If it was 8 months why didn't you just get a different job instead of waiting 2/3 a year. I mean you can get a job at like M.c. Donald's in a matter of hours.
Luckster 0
I feel for you....took me 2 years to land my first job. Lasted only 5 months. Got let go during the holidays.
noshitsherlock 0
If you got FIRED, then you deserve it! haha!
BAbyR 0
sucks for you.