Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Time flies, huh?
Today, I got fired from a large oil and energy service company after 5 and 1/2 months. The interview process to land the job took 8 months. My interview process was longer than my job. FML
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um_duh 0
Even Google's hiring process isn't that long (well not for senior management), and you have to go for like 15 interviews with them before they will offer you a role... I find this FML really hard to believe unless you were really good at the interviews but extremely crap at your job
YeTi_MaNN 0
Anyone ever tell you that you are a ******* idiot?
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Comments (49)
Person_Man 0
FIRST! That sucks man...
SluttyMcNugget 0
#1, **** off!! If you got fired maybe it was your fault!! Getting laid-off....well that isn't, so I'm going to assume you did something wrong in order to get fired.
WormFromABird 0
Wow, that sucks, but at least you have patience :/
funsize003 0
maybeee you shouldn't be so gassyyyy! :)
Person_Man 0
#2 dont be jealous ;P
riotgrrl 0
YDI for working for an oil company.
YeTi_MaNN 0
Anyone ever tell you that you are a ******* idiot?
giorgi0202 9
youre a stupid tree hugging **** if not for oil you wouldn't even be able to have a phone uneducated prick
aero_fml 0
Owned =/
some_random_dude 0
sweet i moderated this one... and you should call up the people at Guinness to see if that is a new record
homiecat 0
aww well thats too bad...you will find an even better job...hopefully....
SluttyMcNugget 0
#5, Haha bitch!! Your first comment got moderated, loser!!!