Thwack

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, all while sending blood down my horn. FML
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thesunsetglow_fml 8

56, you would be surprised at how smart you have to be to play an insturment. Reading music is like being able to speak another language. And judging from your unfortunate spelling, you aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer. Go back to your video games and be a loser. At least we have talent. BAND GEEKS FOR LIFE! <3

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starile 19

I commend you on being hardcore, but couldn't you just fake it for the rest of the song while you recovered? Hope you tell that guy off.

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ZacharyorAndrew 0

i moderated this one 2 hours ago and first to say ur lifes ****** up

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curlycamy 0

that sucks!!! but go band geeks! marching band is amazing <3

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SamAttacks 0

oh man, that's happened to me before. not fun.

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vikingsftw123 0

I kno how u feel I play the tuba and this has happened to me so fyl

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mountiansnow 0

I can't wait till nxt year wen I'll b in my high schools marching band and tht would suck

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rawrcookiemonste 5

ewww. THAT SUXS. I wouldve been pissed off .. BUT Atleast u kept marching on:)!

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scott_m319 0

Dude, the person in front of you can't turn around to watch out for obstacles. It's common marching band knowledge that you always guide to the front. Sorry about the lip, though...

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tigercoon 12

Agreed. Unless the guy in front of you had eyes on his back, this could have been avoided. It sucks get beat up in marching band though =(

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owo_fml 9

Agreed! I bumped into people when I was still learning the drill; it's not anyone's fault except the OP: body to body spacing/plain old paying attention. FHL for having a Nazi band director that would make her keep playing though.

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lyssa_la 0

suck it up man, it's a lip like really, be a man.

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Matu 4

Well your a girl, and gettin hit it the lip actually hurts if you bleed.

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ifyouseekamy666 0

uhhm op isz a qirrl...

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Annettepierce 0

lip injuries can be very very bad for brass players... actually... some can tear and get so bad you can never play brass again. which would suck. a lot. id kill myself lol

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saxplaya11 1

stop calling him a band geek?

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