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Thwack

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, all while sending blood down my horn. FML

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By ~Mr.Void - 09/10/2010 03:12 - United States

Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML

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Thursday 16 September 2010 2:24

56, you would be surprised at how smart you have to be to play an insturment. Reading music is like being able to speak another language. And judging from your unfortunate spelling, you aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer. Go back to your video games and be a loser. At least we have talent. BAND GEEKS FOR LIFE! <3

starile 19

Thursday 16 September 2010 1:32

I commend you on being hardcore, but couldn't you just fake it for the rest of the song while you recovered? Hope you tell that guy off.

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AyeJayAJ 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 7:11

FYL ouch! YDI for playing the trumbone.....jk jk XD FYL

hateplow 3

Thursday 16 September 2010 7:14

seconded

Vintagedasmel 3

Thursday 16 September 2010 7:20

oh my gawd D: that's crazy.

meepenator3 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 7:22

Ow. That must've left a nasty dent in your horn. That's why I use my crappy trombone for marching.

RandomNiceDude 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 7:34

That's what you get for playing in the marching band instead of being in the kitchen, bitch. MLIB.

iheartowls 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 8:23

207- It sounds like you're the bitch. You belong in the kitchen, asshole. I'm sure you will never have a girlfriend. Hope you enjoy spending the rest of your life jacking off, or screwing sheep, because no girl will give you the time of day.

manonwater 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 7:40

Lay off the poor kid... geesh!!!

ceejster 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 7:53

I would like to say most of the band geeks I know could beat your ass #1

angel55033 12

Thursday 16 September 2010 7:59

you did NOT have to finish that's your own fault

manonwater 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:54

that is one BAD ASS TATOO!!!

manonwater 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:56

oops... typo... tattoo

the_pure_100 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 8:01

gay...

Independantlove 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 8:04

don't diss bandos guys... 95% of my friends r bandos! heck, I'm in choir n my entire class. works very close to them. xD OP, sorry bout ur lip. I bet that hurt really bad :( *hug*