Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, all while sending blood down my horn. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML
Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML
Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML
Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, I went to an orchestra concert and everyone was sat really close together. I tried to avoid hitting people nearby, and tried to lean back to not hit anyone. My bow ended up hitting a cymbal from the percussion section and made quite a loud sound. It was during a really soft part of a song. Kill me. FML
Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML
Today, I forgot to tune my guitar pre-performance. Surprising, because it was in tune when I frantically did it by ear backstage. Too bad two of the six strings snapped, smacking the drummer in the face. FML
Today, the drummer from my favorite band threw a drumstick into the crowd during a concert. It hit me on the head and bounced into my friend's hands. She left with a drumstick from a band she didn't want to see in the first place. I left with a bruise. FML
Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML
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thesunsetglow_fml 8
56, you would be surprised at how smart you have to be to play an insturment. Reading music is like being able to speak another language. And judging from your unfortunate spelling, you aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer. Go back to your video games and be a loser. At least we have talent. BAND GEEKS FOR LIFE! <3
starile 20
I commend you on being hardcore, but couldn't you just fake it for the rest of the song while you recovered? Hope you tell that guy off.
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Comments (329)
IIFoxII 0
yeah ! ydi ! who plays in the band ??? how lame !
curlycamy 0
band is amazing, you obviously don't know what you're talking about.
inevality 12
A lot of people play in the band. :P What's wrong with that? You shouldn't judge someone just because they like something that you don't.
IIFoxII 0
I didn't get to stud status by playin in the school band , I think I know what i'm talking about
nond2nv 4
You didn't get to stud status at all.
IIFoxII 0
really non ? really ?!?! , dnt lie to urself
inevality 12
Yes, really. :P Get over yourself, and use spellcheck. ;)
IIFoxII 0
use spell check really ?? really ?? com on now , who actually types yourself nowadays , its urself , I'm so busy texting all these hot ladies , I need every shortcut I can get
ifyouseekamy666 0
how come every one of ur combacks is really [insert word here] ?? really ??? and ur a fuckface for hatin on band!
IIFoxII 0
hey spears dnt call me a fuckface ****.
xRainbows_X 0
#115: Fuckface. :) YOU should stfu. You're the kind of person who never needs to have children. We have too many idiots already.
IIFoxII 0
ur calling me an idiot , look at you , your a ******* joke
FFML_314 12
*You're
mrsduerr 0
lol 158, if you're such a stud, where's a real picture of you? and seriously, spelling like an idiot isn't cool or attractive so you can get over YOURSELF :)
buddymask1 0
most of the studs i know don't type like a 12 year old girl.
ifyouseekamy666 0
uhh u donn kno if imma **** or not, hello?! I'm in marching band fuckface I'm obviously NOT a ****
Annettepierce 0
dont ever, EVER be so rude and disrespectful to band members. theres thousands and thousands of us, and one fat little kid who types like a 12 year old girl of you. i dont think anyone with such a stupid attitude could ever attract a woman. besides, band guys are hot, its one of my favorite things about band :D
Annihilator 0
YDI for playing theYou also fail at it too.
ThePwnapple 0
That's a sax.
G6Clutch 0
17, refer to 19's picture
Annihilator 0
DAMN! I FAILED!
amymarie2767 0
lol aww poor thing!
yummycupcakegirl 0
eww Was it a Halloween special or something!:)
thegoodlife101 0
LOL LOL LOL LOL DID YOUR LIP GET ITS PERIOD?!
ThePwnapple 0
Fail.
ifyouseekamy666 0
awww!! 53 ur pic is soooo quuuute!!!!
RKftw68 0
badass
rwctkd95 0
lol I would of ****** lose it! get outta your mind!!!
blacknazi818 0
FIRST!
Annihilator 0
I don't want to see you here again! First, when you have 34th comment! Are you serious?
FootballFreak4 3
He's just trying to get a reaction out of people, retard.
firstdbzmaker 15
Awww darn it! You beat me!
DAN7IEL 2
omg ur amazing for your marching band fml AMAZING!!!!! French horn player woot woot
bigbadtim 7
You guys need to band together to prevent stuff like this.