Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, all while sending blood down my horn. FML
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Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML
Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML
Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML
Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, I went to an orchestra concert and everyone was sat really close together. I tried to avoid hitting people nearby, and tried to lean back to not hit anyone. My bow ended up hitting a cymbal from the percussion section and made quite a loud sound. It was during a really soft part of a song. Kill me. FML
Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML
Today, I forgot to tune my guitar pre-performance. Surprising, because it was in tune when I frantically did it by ear backstage. Too bad two of the six strings snapped, smacking the drummer in the face. FML
Today, the drummer from my favorite band threw a drumstick into the crowd during a concert. It hit me on the head and bounced into my friend's hands. She left with a drumstick from a band she didn't want to see in the first place. I left with a bruise. FML
Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML
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thesunsetglow_fml 8
56, you would be surprised at how smart you have to be to play an insturment. Reading music is like being able to speak another language. And judging from your unfortunate spelling, you aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer. Go back to your video games and be a loser. At least we have talent. BAND GEEKS FOR LIFE! <3
starile 20
I commend you on being hardcore, but couldn't you just fake it for the rest of the song while you recovered? Hope you tell that guy off.
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Comments (329)
kirty009 7
Marching Band...you gota love it, haha :D
elkayshmay 0
Wowww.don't judge.big woop- band geek.people are who they are and should be able to be themselves without being judged.annnd yea your life sucks.i'm in marching band too and almost got a concussion from a flag.
awesomesauce8 0
YDI for playing trombone....flutes rock!!!!!!! CHS yeah we are the best!!
xRainbows_X 0
o_o I'm in a CHS band too. What's your CHS stand for? xD
xSummerRosaleex 1
121, yes! thank you :D
bandgeek_bri 0
ouch!
spidersilkx9 0
ydi for being in marching band
weaslewes3 0
that's y we don't march trombone instead we march melophone
indikat12 4
You don't replace trombone with a mellophone. You replace it with a marching baritone. A mellophone replaces a french horn
christa953 12
stfu all of you. I am a band geek. and I am proud. so suck it.
xxCrystal_Chaosx 0
yeah I agree, someone would say Band geek or band nerd, lolz and wow! you should of told him off but it's amazing how you didn't stop! Most ppl would wine, but non-stop in marching is awesome!:D
trumpetGIRL12345 0
dude I know this pain and secondly would the rest of y'all stfu seriously he doesn't deserve for being in band I ******* love band y'all are just mad you aren't that cool getting to go band trips and enough with the godamn. stereo types jeez I mean oh yeah that's hilarious (this one time at bandcamp.....) yeah seriously ughh
wDeemish 0
Ehh that really Sucxked : hope u get better fyl