Today, I was taking the AP Biology exam. It’s strictly timed, yet my proctor spent 30 minutes (a third of the time we have) talking about his sexual relationship with his wife, who was also proctoring. I don’t know how I did on the test, but I now know my proctor had erectile dysfunction. FML
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Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML
Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML
Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML
Today, I was struggling through an exam and the hot girl next to me seemed to be flying through the questions. So I cheated off her. When we finished I asked her to lunch. She said, "No, I just rushed through the exam so I can go fuck my boyfriend." I got shutdown and probably failed an exam. FML
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sh1tshow 0
You can report that as an "irregularity" to the AP people, which can get you a re-take.
youfailatlife 0
Entirely inappropriate discussion. He has no business around high school kids.
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xyzyx 0
At least the test was a bit more interesting :/
coffeebean 0
Okay so first of all I'm pretty sure all a proctor has to be able to do is read, (if they are the person I think they are I'm not sure if you're talking about administrators or monitors) Second of all, you could 100% contact the office of testing integrity, that's what it's for, and there's no reason that you or your classmates test scores should suffer because of this guy. I just took AP US History and I would have been SOOOOOO mad if somebody had messed it up for me!
lol_Epic_Fail 0
I seriously doubt this is true. People who send their tests to the "Collage" Board deserve to be shot. (like one of the commentors here0.
dan81892 2
wow, that sucks, and so do those tests. I had to take the AP Environmental Science test today :/
TryToBeKind 0
I would file a complaint
RhynoD 0
What 21 said. They are legally obligated to give you the said amount of time to do the test. If they spend too much time setting it up or being retarded, they have to give you that amount of time at the end.
clarinetsruleall 0
wow... i remember taking that test last year well yeah file a complaint if you think its guna hurt ur score haha i took apush on friday nd practically got strip-searched by our proctor :P
doll_face 0
ahh, another one of life's golden moments left to be cherished
m1cc1 0
Ouch. AP exams suck. I just took my US History last week. Hope you did good on yours, despite the set back.
chroniclurker 0
File a complaint with College Board...seriously. Even if you're never taking another AP exam, you owe it to future test-takers to NEVER have that proctor again.