Today, I was taking the AP Biology exam. It’s strictly timed, yet my proctor spent 30 minutes (a third of the time we have) talking about his sexual relationship with his wife, who was also proctoring. I don’t know how I did on the test, but I now know my proctor had erectile dysfunction. FML
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Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML
Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML
Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML
Today, I was struggling through an exam and the hot girl next to me seemed to be flying through the questions. So I cheated off her. When we finished I asked her to lunch. She said, "No, I just rushed through the exam so I can go fuck my boyfriend." I got shutdown and probably failed an exam. FML
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sh1tshow 0
You can report that as an "irregularity" to the AP people, which can get you a re-take.
youfailatlife 0
Entirely inappropriate discussion. He has no business around high school kids.
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F_Your_Life_001 0
Was it Mr. Culver?
Ilikepie82479 20
Had??
worldclassrager 39
Sure hope the test went well...but why share that with the class?
fantasyworld 37
I'd report him to the AP testing people.
thatcoolguy123 14
That is 100% inappropriate for school period. And why the **** is he talking during an exam? He's probably the reason people have failed their classes...
isquaredkeepingitreal 24
As a test proctor, I talk to testers a lot to calm them down (obviously not about sex), but the timer doesn't start until I hand them their test and they start it. I only say 'you deserve it' because you should have asked if the timer was running instead of listening to the proctor. If your test proctor did use up your time, you should have contacted your teacher and let them know the situation. The problem with situations like this, is the student says nothing until a few days later which makes everything harder to verify. Let staff and faculty know right away next time!