Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I got off early from work to catch my wife screwing her co-worker in our bed. I ask her what I did to deserve this. She told me she was “lonely” and that he “always makes her feel like a woman,” unlike me. She would come home from work and I would initiate intimacy, but she would decline every time. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my boss told me I had to fire my co-worker. I didn't want to do it, but I didn't want to lose my job. I told my co-worker that the boss said we had to let him go. He told me that he had sex with my wife. My wife didn't deny it. FML
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML
Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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macnamera 0
You should sleep with her sister. Or her Mom. Or both at the same time.
Paramedicjelly 0
What a *****!!!
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Comments (63)
Skittles44848 0
Damn dude that really sucks. Maybe you can still salvage your relationship. Forgiveness is the first step.
rasta_pasta 4
why is it when a dude cheats girls always say "dump him" but when the chick cheats it's "save the relationship"?
xNephilim 18
I'd say try to save the relationship either way. My fiancé cheated on me but we still managed to save our relationship. It's hard, it really is, and there is a lot of issues you will have to work on, but if both parties are willing to try their best, it's very possible.
shamic09 0
wow, hope no prenup. good luck man
ronald321 0
Man, I would take that bitch by the throat, strangle the shit out of her then piss on her corpse, Then after I wake up from my cold dark dream, I would kick her ass out of the house and **** her cousin
Badnslbass72 0
wow, way to be "rewarded" for being a good husband huh?
1inbed 0
I would have just like kicked her out of the house
IthicaTheDragon 0
I love Lolcats. hahahaha
ipwnnoobz 0
cool
a_2_zee 0
That sucks. I agree with #2, but also her cousin, ex-boyfriend, bes girl-friend, grandma, and the guy she did it with. And then you have really f'd her.
ryu_sekai 0
that sucks brother :(
Faz7875 2
Divorce the bitch!