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theynamedmeluke This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Austin, United States

The truth

Today, I found out I was adopted when my drunk dad made a terrible Star Wars joke. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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I'm sorry op. 'may the force be with you'

Wow, now I'm rrally curious of how the joke might have went.

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I seriously don't get this one... How do you know you are adopted by a bad joke?

Luke, I am not your father.

I hope you're ok OP! :(

sad that this isn't the first fml I've read that a father uses a star wars joke to tell an op that he is or isn't their father

Op, I am not your father. *Darth vader breathing*

"Luke... i am not your father"

"Luke, I am not your father!"

"Luke... I'm not your father..."

"Luke I'm not your father"

InteresingMan 5

Did you find out when he said the joke or did he adopt you when he said the joke?