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theynamedmeluke This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Austin, United States

The truth

Today, I found out I was adopted when my drunk dad made a terrible Star Wars joke. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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I'm sorry op. 'may the force be with you'

Wow, now I'm rrally curious of how the joke might have went.

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"That's impossible!"

'Luke, I'm NOT your father.'

Hey he's your father

Luke, I am not your father.

JT1996_fml 12

Well then I guess he " [is not] your father" and you can't join him on the drunken side

star wars us no joke

TheyCallMeDamien 18

details...

Sorry to hear, but did they say Luke im not your father?

Wow its not like he stole that from an old fml or anything...

onorexveritas 24

shouldn't matter if they treat you right and love you