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theynamedmeluke This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Austin, United States

The truth

Today, I found out I was adopted when my drunk dad made a terrible Star Wars joke. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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I'm sorry op. 'may the force be with you'

Wow, now I'm rrally curious of how the joke might have went.

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Luke, Luke, I'm not your father!