theynamedmeluke
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Austin, United States
The truth
Today, I found out I was adopted when my drunk dad made a terrible Star Wars joke. FML
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Harshdfml 14
I'm sorry op. 'may the force be with you'
LarryMyster 7
Wow, now I'm rrally curious of how the joke might have went.
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Keattles 14
Luke, Guess Darth Vador isn't your father after all.
victoriaescobar 10
"Luke, I am not your father"?
BrimfullOfAsher 20
Bummer it is.
Philintheblankz 14
Star Wars jokes are never terrible!
sandy105 3
Parents...god bless 'em..
kenoswild 14
*heavy raspy breath* 'Luke..... I'm... Not...your...father... '
Crofty92 17
At least you don't have to feel guilty regarding the incest
weby11 12
"Luke, I am NOT your father!"
perdix 31
Was it the one where Darth Vader goes on the Maury Povich Show? "Darth, the DNA test has come back, and you are ... not the father!"
jrock9093 18
What was the joke! Need to have the punch line op but it's okay to be adopted now you can say I'm not from that messed up family