Annoying and Work: The Office 2: Electric Boogaloo - FML

The Office 2: Electric Boogaloo

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my desk is perfectly placed so that my boss can shoot me with a Nerf gun from his office. FML

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I_EAT_KITTENS_FO 5

Monday 20 February 2012 8:42

your boss sounds like the man.

palahniukpaul 6

Monday 20 February 2012 8:42

Hey sounds like you can shoot him as well

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Jared Stach 8

Wednesday 25 April 2018 4:42

Best boss ever

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Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML

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