The Office 2: Electric Boogaloo

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my desk is perfectly placed so that my boss can shoot me with a Nerf gun from his office. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 437
You deserved it 4 126

Top comments

palahniukpaul 6

Hey sounds like you can shoot him as well


He's only the man if its with a long shot sniper rifle. Or an N strike pistol from 10 paces.

yeah, sounds like a pretty chill guy. better than someone who is serious all the time and doesn't even smile or laugh at jokes

He sounds.. Like a BOSS(pre-desk sh**ing and fish raping)

Why you stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking nerf herder

If only vehicles were made of nerf, then accidents would be fun.

Well Like a boss Well i think i will do the same thing when rightfully takeover my father's company :) Time to get creative people.

maxmex13 7
almost34 4

Do you work at Dunder Mifflin?

Agreeing with #1. I'd love to work in an environment like this, provided my boss finds it entertaining to exchange Nerf shots throughout the day. When it's slow at my work I let my people have camera phone fights. As long as the work still gets done and no one is hurt, fun in the workplace can only be a good thing.

tjv3 10

We have nerf gun fights at my job. We also have beer and water balloon fights after work

141- i thumbed you up purely for your profile picture.

Isaac_The_Man 0

I was thinking the EXACT same thing, 84

palahniukpaul 6

Hey sounds like you can shoot him as well

So2011 4

OP should be nice to their boss and try to get on their good side. Maybe a pay raise could come out of doing this.

1.Shoot your boss with a nerf gun. 2.Get fired

ya and his next post would be: today, I got fired from my job for shooting my boss with a nerf gun. FML.

sirhobothesecond 3

Sounds like something Michael Scott would do.

Redoxx_fml 22

Proof that you don't have to be an adult to succeed

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up, however, isn't.

MickGold 8

Age is inevitable. Maturity is is optional.

If the boss of a company is shooting you with a toy that's designed for kids, IN the office, I think there's a problem there. Maybe his supervisor will fire his ass if he has any sense of maturity :)

Everyone can have fun with a nerf gun! What's the point of working so hard to get a high position if u can't shoot those under u?

r0ckoman 0

there's a little kid in all of us

BluFlames 8

Dang if I had a boss like that I'd LOVE IT! On the lunch break I'd storm into his office with "akimbo" Stampedes and lay HELL TO HIS OFFICE BUWAHAHAHA!!!... Simply as a friendly joke, of course. :3

Talk about a buzz kill, if hate to have someone like you as a boss. Office Nerf War for the win!

mspoutylips 8

That's why you bring your nerf gun & shoot him back.

Mr. Something, you're fired on accounts of harming your superior

Bring a nerf sword and try to smack the bullets or get a sheild :D you can have so much fun

As long as he's not harrassing you to the point where you're sounds like a fun work environment! I wish my boss was like that. :P

ninjuh_wingman 29
thebaconweave 0

I wish my boss was that cool. It's like WWIII if something is even remotely fun or entertaining.

Ikr, My boss would never do anything close to fun either op is lucky to have a cool boss

thebaconweave 0

We should trade spots with op for a day and see how he/she feels about getting yelled at 24/7