Annoying and Work: The Office 2: Electric Boogaloo

We have random nerf battles at work too. There was actually a gun already waiting at my desk my first day. Joys of working for the online gaming industry?

Matt20264 4

Monday 27 February 2012 5:19

Are you kidding??? I want a boss like that. By that I mean he must be a fun boss?

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