Annoying and Work: The Office 2: Electric Boogaloo

sounds like someone should invest in a briefcase sized tippman so the next time said boss shoots you with a nerf gun you can attain peace through superior firepower....

charlielara 4

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:13

Your boss is a legend! :L

Resendo 1

Wednesday 22 February 2012 2:44

I feel bad for you, but on the other hand, that's awesome and a great idea.

budnut 10

Wednesday 22 February 2012 3:36

Like a boss

koenigsegg44 2

Wednesday 22 February 2012 3:48

I like your boss

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