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The not-so-great escape

Today, I was eating a meatball sub when a meatball fell out and rolled into my hair and all down my shirt. I couldn't find the missing meatball anywhere. I found it later, in my handbag. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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morgaleigh 6

On top of spaghetti, All covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, When somebody sneezed. It rolled off the table, And on to the floor, And then my poor meatball, Rolled out of the door. It rolled in the garden, And under a bush, And then my poor meatball, Was nothing but mush. The mush was as tasty As tasty could be, And then the next summer, It grew into a tree. The tree was all covered, All covered with moss, And on it grew meatballs, And tomato sauce. So if you eat spaghetti, All covered with cheese, Hold on to your meatball, Whenever you sneeze.

FreeDrinks 4

This reaffirms what Jeff Dunham said about a woman's purse/handbag... "You can turn it upside down and shake it, nothing will fall out, turn it back up 'Look! a bowling ball!'"

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Comments (72)

groupleader 7

At least it didn't fit in your bra...that WOULD have been an FML moment.

agreedtodisagree 4

So the real question is did u eat it?

br0ccoli 15

You know us girls love our purses. Now for the musical stylings of Reggie Watts on the matter-- "Why the hell you got a big ass purse? what the hell's up with that big ass purse? I'm wondering what's inside that big ass purse Let me take a guess is there another purse inside that big ass purse maybe there's another purse inside the other purse in case if you forget what it looks like" Genius. Just genius.

Platfoot 0

it rolled out, into your hair?

bubo_fml 11

Meat liberation is a good thing...

rightside5 2

"On top of Spaghetttiiiii, all covered with cheeesseeee. I lost my pour meatbaaalll, which ran down my slleeeeevvee. "

Amethyst99 2

lol...a meatball in ur handbag? not as bad as what i did in there...YOUR WELCOME

TopoX84 7

Run meatball run ! >:)

emit97 8

Ok, one question, why was the sub up by your hair anyway?

dcg1375 7

I hate you...