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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Australia
The not-so-great escape
Today, I was eating a meatball sub when a meatball fell out and rolled into my hair and all down my shirt. I couldn't find the missing meatball anywhere. I found it later, in my handbag. FML
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morgaleigh 6
On top of spaghetti, All covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, When somebody sneezed. It rolled off the table, And on to the floor, And then my poor meatball, Rolled out of the door. It rolled in the garden, And under a bush, And then my poor meatball, Was nothing but mush. The mush was as tasty As tasty could be, And then the next summer, It grew into a tree. The tree was all covered, All covered with moss, And on it grew meatballs, And tomato sauce. So if you eat spaghetti, All covered with cheese, Hold on to your meatball, Whenever you sneeze.
FreeDrinks 4
This reaffirms what Jeff Dunham said about a woman's purse/handbag... "You can turn it upside down and shake it, nothing will fall out, turn it back up 'Look! a bowling ball!'"
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Comments (72)
vampy101 2
lmao stupid meatball song came to mind
urmomshouse 0
Wheres Waldo?
XxTooCoolxX 0
How did you get a meatball into your hair?
coolgirl44 3
Ha it's like the story on top of spaghetti - wait, is this fake? because it sounds freakishly similar to that song
taurusxdee 10
On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, you lost your poor meatball.... =]
Roehl2011 4
was chris angel around?
kablooey_01 3
this should be "Today, I missed out on a perfectly good meatball, FML."
bagelpie 6
And you got it in your hair how? Just decided to hold it by your head?
pdp_fml 21
Oops! The "butterfly effect". You should "google" that, it's interesting.
panda_bear0618 1
still good.