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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Australia
The not-so-great escape
Today, I was eating a meatball sub when a meatball fell out and rolled into my hair and all down my shirt. I couldn't find the missing meatball anywhere. I found it later, in my handbag. FML
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morgaleigh 6
On top of spaghetti, All covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, When somebody sneezed. It rolled off the table, And on to the floor, And then my poor meatball, Rolled out of the door. It rolled in the garden, And under a bush, And then my poor meatball, Was nothing but mush. The mush was as tasty As tasty could be, And then the next summer, It grew into a tree. The tree was all covered, All covered with moss, And on it grew meatballs, And tomato sauce. So if you eat spaghetti, All covered with cheese, Hold on to your meatball, Whenever you sneeze.
FreeDrinks 4
This reaffirms what Jeff Dunham said about a woman's purse/handbag... "You can turn it upside down and shake it, nothing will fall out, turn it back up 'Look! a bowling ball!'"
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Comments (72)
GoW_Chick 15
Rolled into my hair, then into my bag, found it hours later rule?
Sgrocks 5
Most convenient place to find food: my bra
ohmandapants 17
^ true story.
xxdark 3
Agreed! As efficient (if not more) than the 80s power mustache at storing snacks for later!
DancerGirl123321 0
How do you get it from your mouth to your hair? You had to be holding it up OVER your head and craning your neck to eat... OP, you are one odd person.
kimmi41509 10
The OP probably has long hair so it rolled into the ends of her hair and then down her shirt is what she was saying.
rubberduckie94 13
It is a very elusive meatball.
Yung23 0
Meat boned? Lol
perdix 31
With luck like that, you ought to take up golf. I can't think of anything else where balls finding their way into holes can be considered a good thing.
Mandybruin 15
I can! ;)
AnagenisisZagus 13
Me too, 37. You thought pool too, right?
GracesDelirium 9
No, I thought of Quidditch. Y'know, hoops, quaffle...snitch, bludgers....Hogwarts.....Harry Freakin' Potter, people!
maronofhearts 19
I thought we were talking about some kind of new beer pong
The_Troller 14
It FELL into your HAIR? And what was gravity doing during this, laughing at your misfortune?
kimmi41509 10
Like I said to the other person, she sounds like she has long hair so the meatball rolled into the ends of her hair and down her shirt.
KyleJstorm 0
One question, how did it get into your hair when your mouth is below you hair?
dcg1375 7
Not everyone's mouth is below their hair. Yours is because have short hair Kyle. but there are others who's hair grows longer. Sometimes even below their shoulders. :)
eatsleeprun 1
She forgot to turn on the gravity again
creedaddict 9
Ha! At lease it wasn't a piece of onion I keep smelling it all day found it when I got home in my bra
kimmi41509 10
I always find pieces of food and/or crumbs in my bra! I need to stop wearing low cut shirts while eating :(
crimsonprodigy 15
Or not wear anything at all ;)
crimsonprodigy 15
Sounds like a meaty situation.
meekthekit 6
That doesn't even work :0