That went well

By not on life, that's for fucking sure - 25/10/2014 18:27 - United States

Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML
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Same thing different taste

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YEP! Now I'm still unemployed and I know why (Why man?) Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

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"No, of course not. I'm just incredibly nervous because this opportunity is really important to me." Just be honest, it's the best chance you have in this situation!

Either you just murdered someone or need to inhabit in recreational drugs. Gl

That's beyond nervous...interviewers are people too it's just the same as anyone else

Attacksloth 33

Please look into "mindfulness exercises" on Google. That's how I control my anxiety. Contrary to what we think, the world is not always judging us - it is too worried about its own self-image to do that. Either the interviewer was a jerk for calling you high, or he was kidding. Depends on what he meant. But, just like how interviewers are looking for their "best" person to hire, you too should be looking for signs of a work environment that is just going to make you sad and anxious. If people are constantly going to be judging you like that, would you want to work for them? I know sometimes picking and choosing isn't possible because we're in a world run by money, not morals. But pick and choose as much as possible, and, if you're forced to take a job where people are dicks, always look for something better.

Idk why but I laughed so hard at this because I can imagine the guy saying " are you high?" ???