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Hey, I made an account to give some details. I have a mild form of EDS, so I get acid reflux and sleep apnea. But this occasion was weird: ate tacos at 6pm, snack and my meds 10pm, and was brushing my teeth at 11pm. With no trace of the cereal I'd just eaten. With no heartburn before or after. But yeah, my dad did season the bajeezus outta those tacos.
By Anonymous - / Friday 30 June 2017 19:28 /
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  boopingsnoot  |  23

I've been seeing doctors about it, but this occasion was so sudden. Usually if I don't eat with my meds, the heartburn builds until I throw up. Taco night was more of a "wait, did that actually just happen" moment.

By  Taurus_ChicKa  |  31

Don't feel bad, I can't eat Mexican food because it does the same thing to me. Maybe you just got a bad batch. Or, like someone said, you might have accidentally pushed your toothbrush too far into your mouth and triggered your gag reflex.

By  heyLaddieHey  |  18

FYI, don't brush your teeth right after you vomit (or eat). Your stomach acid just severely damaged your enamel, and brushing damaged it further. Rinse your mouth with water.

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