Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, I was listening to music while wearing my headphones on campus. A song I really liked came on, and after a while, I started doing air guitar along to it. I was soon accosted by campus security. Apparently, air guitar looks like jerking off from really far away. FML
Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML
Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML
Today, I blared my music while I got ready for a night out. Getting really into this one song, I grabbed onto the nearest thing as a makeshift microphone. It happened to be the hot end of my curling iron. FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML
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Top comments
ShrukiantheMad 0
Ouch man. Maybe you can't handle metal yet.
Malkria 1
pow! right in the kisser!!!
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Comments (123)
nothingtodisplay 7
next time try not to get in a moshpit with a chair.... we apparently see who's gonna win....
snelly918 0
thats what i call a true "metal-head" ;D
dantheman1988 0
where were u doing this? ydi if it was in public...
hochrote 0
I think it's safe to say that he didn't do it in a public place. I don't think many people would air guitar and headbang to a song on the radio in front of people they don't know.
jtsmanj 0
that's hardcore bro
trevorisepic 0
I did that once, but a wall instead :/
Twan_skillz14 0
ooooooo next check your suroundings
maryburnsgreen 0
dumbass! O:< next time look.
sematariux 7
that's what you get for being "that guy"
tabarnak_fml 7
Where the hell could you have been so that you were sitting down with a chair in front of you while your favorite music is playing? Just wondering :)
javiermv 3
Wow loser!!!