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That's more than I asked for

Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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txgirl2013 14

well he didnt reach and grab it did he?

p33dmypant5 0

use it to tape your cleavage shut

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Comments (208)

tellithowitis 13

lol that's gummy

SethEatsWorld 0

zuerst!

ell_oh_ell 0

seeems like he was really close to you at the time, mouth aim right above the chest huh

IdontWanna69 8

At least it didn't go in your mouth!

johnson94 5

tell me what the hell this is supposed to mean, dalmation!

tellithowitis 13

haha "funny" and "gummy" lol I know EPIC failll

slightlypyro1996 4

I would have said, "Now that's a sticky situation!"

TbZ_x_PaRAdoX 0

lame

whitesox365 0

why are we hatin on the corny jokes?

cheerinsaige 0

sticky and wet make u upset! yay! I can rhymee...awwkk

LolAtYourFail 12

"oops" *sticks hand down shirt*

Olovio 5

I lol'd

littlemissFYL 5

#1 it's not a "gummy" unless the teacher reached to get it. that's when this becomes a sticky situation.

tellithowitis 13

I know my joke was an EPIC fail!!! lolololol u know that wasnt even considered a joke, I apologize for my horrible jokes

FuniiBunii 0

I don't know I find #1's comment interesting. U deserve a carrot!! :D

littlemissFYL 5

^ for some reason I think you are secretly NotFunnii on a different account, disguising yourself. hmm.

FuniiBunii 0

Whose NotFunii? I am new here, so I don't know many people .

claireful 4

@ 126 that wasn't creepy or weird at all....

FuniiBunii 0

140 how come I can't see #126 comment? :S

clarkie_boi_8494 0

did he get it back?

Sniper_Fidelis 1

143-Glock 17, Glock 19, .44, Rueger that's sexy;)

SneezyC 15

I almost when I saw that Clark persons picture!

123whyme 0

Why was he so close? Wait, why is your top so low?

tellithowitis 13

140 he meant 136 common sense

txgirl2013 14

well he didnt reach and grab it did he?

Daerauko 0

no, he went bobbing for it.

whitesox365 0

blublubblublublublub motorboat

Kawboy 1

5 SECOND RULE!!

miraggg 1

thats hot!

docscientist 10

Sorry, but kids in school can't be expected to receive the same privileges as adults.

afields95 5

awkward!

rafsta 0

great start for a porno!

dumbbitch27 0

146- that's what's up! lol

natirixoxo 0

Get an A by retrieving it and putting it in your mouth

shortie916 0

Why didn't he just lick it out of the crack haha that's how you could start the porno ;)

p33dmypant5 0

use it to tape your cleavage shut

wazupwolf 5

cleavage is nice so gtfo

tweetbaby14 18

I definitely agree. Total YDI showing your boobs does not make you look cute all of a sudden, dear.

LogicPolice 0

The comment doesn't indicate whether or not the OP is a girl. It would be funnier if she's a girl, but he may not be.

CassSanchez 5

either way it's funny . haha

balex_fml 0

Just because it went down her shirt doesn't mean her cleavage was showing. At my school plenty of girls don't shoe cleavage but still have a little space to play basket ball with.

Broja 8

Completely right! Assume = Ass/u/me

Broja 8

^^ Should go to 45.

sheagstaz 0

I bet he asked for it back

skidoo800HO 2

See what the OP doesn't know is that there was a tiny camera on the piece of gum... tisk tisk pedophiles are getting so clever these days

ubetrwatchBN 5

I concur. While it's likely that op was a girl with too much cleavage showing, that's not necessarily the case, and it doesn't have to be low cleavage for that to happen. in grade school, we practiced throwing things across the room at ppl a lot. I once threw half of a crayon down a girl's shirt from across the classroom, and she was just wearing a normal blouse. Ah, to be a kid. lol

inuyasha1618 7

honestly, there probably was cleavage since it wouldnt fall down a T-Shirt and I doubt he was standing right on top of her to get the gum to fall in. it would have to be a pretty wide area to fall in~

tweetbaby14 18

I find it sad how because I directly say "put your boobs away." I get lectured, and how the person I'm commenting under is saying pretty much the same thing and being praised/ ignored. nice to know there are NO double standards.

dragon0000 7

I've done that once.....

FreebirdIII 1

And you were so close that the gum could fall from his mouth, down your shirt why? I hope your not home schooled.

MonkeyBusiness_fml 3

Did anything else fall out of his mouth?

ubetrwatchBN 5

A tooth? A set of dentures? I want a hint!

sophieehehexD 0

Maybe he was leaning over her shoulder?

xXSillyLoveXx 0

No gum in class. That hypocrite.

ell_oh_ell 0

not all classes ban gum

rattusrattus 19

All clases with sensible teachers do. I once put my fingers in someone's still-damp gum that had been stuck under the table. I got told off for grossed-out screaming until they realised the gum was there. Then my normally reasonable and fair teacher went very quiet and angry. I would not like to be the person who stuck that wad there.

0opsie 6

I always hated that I couldn't chew gum just because some people were too stupid to rip some paper and wait for the trash can. Why do they stick their nasty gum where other people are going to sit?

ell_oh_ell 0

well in my highschool there are no rules or regulations about gum although I must admit I have felt something sticky under my desk before yuck!!

RiiOT09 9

except for any science classes, where there is no gum ever, it's up to the teacher in my school

_ebbonyy 11

????

andres19 0

truly a sticky situationa

swattinlikeflies 0

win

SeasonedLemur 5

I finally realise why all my teachers were always bitching at me to pull my tie up...

Sightless92 7

I hope this didn't happen during class. lmao

slightlypyro1996 4

When else could it be?!

CommonSenseKarma 17

The problem the student had wasn't exactly school appropriate....

holymolybro 0

After school tutorials. ;). Get some, OP.

RacerX1695 1

best pic evar!!!

borkchop1992 15

yummy did u do some favors to get a better grade ;)

BenderJ_fml 5

Why does this sound like the beginning to an interesting movie?!!?

xxAlli 0

awkward movie opening..

FallonFerSure 6

I dunno.... it could be Prom Night all over again...

holymolybro 0

No, just a start to some original ****. GODBLESSAMERICA.