thenanny
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
East Syracuse, United States
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Today, I got a very nice compliment on my bra. But it was from a 5 year-old after her 6 month-old brother threw up on my shirt. FML
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Tripartita 45
"Wow, that bra barely absorbs any color! You can only sort of see where the vomit was, and the smell isn't even that terrible!"
Mathusse 14
Maybe the new colour fits it? I personally always wear puke-coloured clothes. The smell and look fit right in my rich neighbourhood.
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joeyl2008 29
A compliment is a compliment but if you are unsure show me and I will let you know.
Tripartita 45
You heard the clever man, OP. Send him a link to a vendor that sells your bra, so he can check out the product photos and… verify your compliment, I guess.
shiba10 26
No need to be a lowkey perv about it #1
scyth3s 13
Wow, people are sensitive if they think #1 was worth downvoting or is a "low key part." It's a light hearted joke. Get over yourselves.
Jay18 22
he's asking for nudes
danm_1 28
A compliment is a compliment, just take as you get it. Sorry about what happened though, OP.
Mathusse 14
Maybe the new colour fits it? I personally always wear puke-coloured clothes. The smell and look fit right in my rich neighbourhood.
SOILEDIT 51
I will be more than happy to supply a second opinion if you wish.
RichardPencil 32
Youngest wingman ever!
Tripartita 45
"Wow, that bra barely absorbs any color! You can only sort of see where the vomit was, and the smell isn't even that terrible!"
jentrynicole 20
I'm sorry, OP! I hope you were able to get the stain out of your shirt!
OhPuhleeze 23
well.... if you want more adults to compliment you, you have to let more adults see you in that bra..
OhPuhleeze 23
I guess that's one of the advantages of being a kid; you can speak your mind without thinking what the other person will say or wondering if it is politically correct to say something. Like as a grown man, even if I see a nice bra on a girl/woman through her see through white top, what would I do? Go and tell her nice bra lady? It really supports your breasts? Cute flowers? I think if I were to do that, I would be reading an fml like "Today at the park, a grown ass random man commented on my bra. What a loser. FML" I guess a guy can't have it any way.