Technically

By nice one - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, I finally confronted my boyfriend and asked him if he was cheating on me. He got flustered and said, "Technically, I'm cheating with you, not on you." FML
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Top comments

pokefan813 16

Tell him, you're breaking up with him, not on him.

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Welshite 39

Cheating is cheating, no matter who it's with.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Put him on blast.

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LadySigyn 17

What a complete and total scumbag, you deserve far better OP. He's a bag of diseased dicks. (As my sister would say.)

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brandoneyez1 25

Get him in bed... Take a pic and ambush confront the other girl w proof. Sorry op but it's b!tch payback time.

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Fire_girl 0

Telling the other girl almost always back fires on you she will get pissed at you and try and ruin your life and take him back the next day ! just kick him in the junk and tell him to forget your name and number you deserve better

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Luisaaaaaah_ 3

Wow. Cheating is cheating

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Darkme 1

haha lmfaowned has a nice profile pic

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JockoKC 3

Wow, that must've been a relief to hear.

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