Today, it was my birthday. Normally, the little office I work in throws a big party for every employee on their special day, but nothing was done for me, not even a "Happy Birthday" came my way. I didn't want to be rude, so I stayed silent. They didn't do anything because I was getting laid off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML
Today, I was fired over the phone, losing my only source of income. When asked if I was okay, I explained that although I understood why, I was a little peeved they'd chosen my birthday to deliver the message. My - now former - boss then sang "Happy Birthday" to me in its entirety. FML
Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML
Today, it's my birthday. At my workplace, we always get a cake for whoever's birthday it is. They somehow forgot about me. I've been working there for a year, and my grandparents and my dad own the restaurant I work at. FML
Today, it's my 25th birthday. I closed at work, not one person wished me happy birthday, no calls or letters from my family. Even my boyfriend of 3 years didn’t remember. FML
Today, I asked my boss if I could take a vacation day for my birthday on Monday. She called to tell me yes, and then told me I'm getting laid off. FML
Today, I found out that my work threw me a birthday party alongside my coworker’s birthday. Said coworker spread a rumor, telling everyone that I wanted each person to buy me flowers and cake. Everyone thought that I was a weirdo for asking for those things from them. I wasn't at work today. FML
Today, my employer gave me a gift to celebrate the one-year anniversary of my hire date. It would have been a really nice gesture if they weren't laying me off at the end of the month. FML
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Top comments
FacePALM24 0
Sorry to hear that, why would they lay you off on your birthday? Assholes.
justchilling 0
Well since you didnt get one: Happy Birthday! And sorry about your job. Things are fked up these days. Good luck finding another one!
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Comments (87)
nowhere90 0
That sucks! You should get yourself some beer and get your ass drunk for your birthday! Happy birthday, btw!
Mikababyyy 0
GOSH! What ASS HOLES Happy birthday btw if That count (:
santiluvins09 0
Hold on... "Today, it was my birthday." ?? No wonder you got laid off. Your grammar sucks.
soccerkrzy 0
Are you really that retarded you don't know the layout of an FML? You must put "Today," at the beginning and obviously it didn't happen today. I hate stupid ******* people like you. At least you used the right "your" in your grammar nazi comment.
santiluvins09 0
Jesus you people are challenged. I know the layout. But people could at least use the right grammar and make it sound like it really happened today. In fact I'm sure that's the point. But I don't need to waste my time with this crap.
FMLpleez1234 0
You should be an English teacher!
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
You are aware that most people hate Grammar Nazis right?
FMLpleez1234 0
HEIL SANTILUVINS09
meanie_monday 0
Happy happy birthday to you! :D I want that as my birthday present.
katelynmarie 0
How do people vote for YDI? People are ******* stupid.
ithedarkknight 0
I would walk around and tell them they can all kiss my @ss and walked out!!!
mexicansweetie48 0
aw that sucks! Happy Birthday! (=
kewlz323 0
aww that sucks and on your birthday but happy birthday! :) and good for you #40... fyl...
wingedspiritus 0
Happy (belated) birthday!
Alex_Gaskarth 0
dude thats the worst!