Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
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Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
Today, at the mall, I ran into a lost, crying little girl. It was my best friend's daughter. She recognized and clung on to me. As I called her dad, some nosy lady snatched her from me and caused a scene, screaming, "KIDNAPPER!" As I got apprehended, her claim was she heard me say, "If you still want to see her…" FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, I took my 6 year-old to work. A normally docile child, she chased me around with her toy - beating me with it while all my colleagues watched - not stopping despite me requesting her to. When she finally lost said toy, she threw a huge tantrum. Guess who's banned from my office. FML
Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML
Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML
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Kiki242 19
Oh man if I ever did this, this comment wouldn't even exist.
Sports_guy3 28
Please tell me you punished her right.
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carelessxdanger 9
i would take away all her privileges. she isnt deserving.
Angelic_Author 16
OP should hide all of her toys and write a letter from Santa saying that because she's a little bitch he's taken all of her toys until she learns how to behave. Then when she's done acting like a worthless brat OP should put them back one by one.
girlbye23 15
Beat the shit out of that child
slimkelsey 17
Tell her that Santa saw the whole thing and that she's on the naughty list. That'll teach her for sure. My mom did that to me when I was a kid. Changed my life.
a4s 8
She spoilt?
infinitegrace 21
Spoilt? I think you mean spoiled. Is she spoiled?*
DracoSpirita 21
No, I don't think she's made of milk.
Ashenwolf 1
Take her back to the store and let her pick out her favorite doll. Buy it, and then make sure she watches as you donate it to a kids charity.
zandalee 19
Best idea yet!
RabbitOfAurora 28
I'll remember this for if I ever have kids.
aria78 19
And make sure to tell her it belongs to a child who desurves it.
BriCx 8
I once worked at Gamestop and a man came in with his son asking about all the cool new stuff that came out. He then proceeded to explain that his son had a horrible report card and so he was showing him what he could have had. That man is my hero. xD
AlexTay 6
I WANT TO WORK AT A GAMESTOP
lesley3r3 22
This is quite funny but 6 year old...
foxy_grampa 19
You should ground her for a long time. Gotta teach her a lesson and that things like that shouldn't be taken lightly
arodven 18
Lol, Love the idea, but since security was called on him for trying to take the little girl out of the store I think the police would be involved if he said he didn't know her.
perdix 29
1. Buy her the damn doll. 2. Secretly drill holes in all of their eyes and insert tiny red LEDs. 3. In the middle of the night, light the lights and blast scary music. 4. After the attack of the devil dolls, she'll beg you to get rid of them. 5. Donate the dolls to charity.
False_Stupidity 41
6. Profit ???
poorjudgement 26
You, sir, have the most amusing comments on the site.
AlexTay 6
Put her up for adoption
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
ok that last sentence was a little too far. 27 still looks like a kid, he'll grow up..meanwhile lets stay a little decent, shall we?
rawr_ily96 24
This boy does not deserve kindness.