Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
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Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
Today, at the mall, I ran into a lost, crying little girl. It was my best friend's daughter. She recognized and clung on to me. As I called her dad, some nosy lady snatched her from me and caused a scene, screaming, "KIDNAPPER!" As I got apprehended, her claim was she heard me say, "If you still want to see her…" FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, I took my 6 year-old to work. A normally docile child, she chased me around with her toy - beating me with it while all my colleagues watched - not stopping despite me requesting her to. When she finally lost said toy, she threw a huge tantrum. Guess who's banned from my office. FML
Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML
Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML
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Kiki242 19
Oh man if I ever did this, this comment wouldn't even exist.
Sports_guy3 28
Please tell me you punished her right.
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P_M95 8
One reason why I really don't want a daughter.
zandalee 19
It's not the sex of the child, it's how spoilt the child is that counts here.
Angelic_Author 16
Not all little girls are total spoiled bitches.
elkie2331 8
You and your daughter need to learn the word NO is a complete sentence.
miggles 16
Lol. Who raised her ?
Taurus_ChicKa 36
Your daughter sounds like a spoiled brat who needs a pop on the butt. Was she never disciplined before? That behavior is far from acceptable, and I hope you punished her when you got home. Good job for not giving in and buying the doll though. But seriously, this "stranger danger" stuff is going too far if even the parents can't grab ahold of their own children in public without a "good Samaritan" intervening.
Sparx1_1 16
I'd rather have some good Samaritan grab me and take the time to get it sorted out than have that person stand by and do nothing as my kid is snatched by a real stranger.
justmeCee 16
I guess you'll get the last laugh when she just gets a lump of coal in her stocking Christmas morning. Maybe then she'll learn not to be such a little brat. Sorry Op. FYL
rawr_ily96 24
No, give her a bucket of ashes like one guy said they do in their country! She can throw coal at OP... On second thought, make that a plastic bag of ashes so she can't throw the bucket at him.
thundermoo 16
I hope you had the guy that choked you arrested for assault. Also, your child won't behave that way if you teach her discipline (aka take her home and beat her ass. It's good for a kid every now and then.)
ThatHorse 15
I have to agree (despite the negative votes you got). A choke hold can be deadly if someone is untrained. And by untrained I don't mean "Never done it until today". By untrained I mean "Someone who has never been in this type of situation before" When you're in the heat of the moment, you won't necessarily recognize when to let go. You could VERY EASILY kill someone in those types of situations.
ZebraPower 9
Good idea but what did the shopper know?
fullalove 23
this is why I believe in spanking.
asherm 15
I'm never having kids. I have no patience for any of that shit. I hope you spanked her.
sabriyyahwitter 6
Someone will be getting coal this month
doglover100 28
Someone's getting coal for Christmas.