ShutUp007
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Saint Paul, United States
Squeeze
Today, I learned that if life gives you lemons, your sister is going to squeeze them over your face while you take a nap on the couch. FML
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Teddzz 19
At least she tried making lemonade, even though she mistook your face for a cup
WhoopteDo 26
Sounds like a pretty sour way to wake up.
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Teddzz 19
At least she tried making lemonade, even though she mistook your face for a cup
Rinat_fml 26
If that was my sister, I'd double the payback so she would know not to mess with me. Give it to her, OP!
MrConcise 35
Cups are overrated. Why do you think keg stands are so popular?
Ichiya 29
Soak her tampons in jalepeno water.
WhoopteDo 26
Sounds like a pretty sour way to wake up.
cakefete2 31
Yea, the experience left OP very bitter.
tooyoungtooold 11
#2, you win the internet for today
Hesitantalien 17
that pun tho
quickit 24
Remember what to do when life gives you lemons; return the favour. (:
UC_jrmnts 15
Trade them in for something strong so that you can be prepared for moments like this one?
Ichiya 29
Light them on fire and throw them back?
teapotrevolt 27
Only one thing to do... Blowtorch-a-b@&$!
DogeMan 14
That's a little harsh
Shadowvoid 33
You may want to back up and re-evaluate. I feel that a blowtorch is not the best option.
mattyiscool123 26
Nope, nope
AHSFan 11
Think of it in a positive way, maybe you smelled and she just wanted you to smell lemon fresh?
quickit 24
Makes sense. You smell so let me just squeeze a little bit of lemon juice in your eyes. Gives you that zesty fresh smell!
DestinyNiya 33
It'll make your face glow! Haha Not kidding tho
Comet_Candy 23
A lemon exfoliation isn't a bad idea. Over-use can cause damage over time, though.
DARKDAY07 16
Don't let it sour your mood at least you got some lemonade you know just on your face
DocBastard 40
I see that punctuation is not your friend. Try it sometime.
LeBandit 20
let's pray you didn't have any cuts or scratches
KennyJF7 14
He does, however, have eyes and a nose. Both things you don't want lemon juice in.
MrDonSalvetti 27
Well at least it wasn't bitter
Jst4kicks 16
At least she didn't use boiling water to prank you like the sister did in a video I saw.. still, sorry about the lemons!