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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

So romantic

Today, I realized the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because he has a pimple fetish. FML

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Thanksgiving

Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.

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so cherries aren't the only thing he likes to pop?

eeww wtf??

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maybe he really likes pizza.....

a crazy thing to have

Sounds like someone should be the ProActiv before model...

dstivers 0

When he's bad use proactive. That'll show him.

kaykay20 0

The thing that sucks about proactive is that once you start using it you have to use it everyday or else it stops working. $20 a month for the rest of your life is a lot to spend on a acne treatment.

dstivers 0

She doesn't have to use it permanently. She just has to show him she's not afraid to use it if he screws up

my sister said that stuff doesn't even work:P

WHAT it doesn't work but Justin Beiber said it does!! all my hopes and dreams are shattered!!!! (**huge load of sarcasm**)

kaykay20 0

The results do very depending on the skin type and severity of the acne so it's not a guarantee that it would work on everyone.

"Oh ya, squirt that pus all over my face!!"

eww wtffff???

fauxyhaha 0

I'm officially scarred by that !!! Eww D:

Oh God, not sure how to respond to this one.

SageAnonymous 6

YDI for dating a weirdo... There should have been signs before hand.

purplemnm 9

Then, why do men date women who turn crazy later on in the relationship? BTW. Watch it. You're an inch close to breaking a couple of internet rules. WATCH IT.

What rules are you referring to? I mean her comment was completly deviod of any deep thought, but I didn't realize there were rules about being stupid. And, what's going to happen if she does break the rules? Is someone from the internet rules committe gunna break into her house and beat her ass til she learns?!

nymphobarbie 4

hahahahah #3 lol xD

Well fyl indeed and i feel more sorry for all the people that had to indure this most unpleasent FML...