Love, Parents, Scary and Miscellaneous: Sneaky - FML

Sneaky

By pyrosythan - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's dad chased me with a baseball bat because he found a pair of my boxers in her room. They were not there because I left them there, they were there because she stole them. FML

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Taydiane 0

Monday 20 July 2009 12:12

Better then mine, marine sniper, he showed all his guns and target practices to my now fiance, then waited for us to get home. we were 5 mins later and my dad cocked the pistol and told him that he had 5 mins to get off the property my fiance actually shit himself for it too.

zidane312 0

Monday 20 July 2009 12:06

Sucks for you, I guess she wanted a trophy of your amazing performance?

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_bbailey 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 7:13

Haha, I did that a lot with my ex. Sorry for the crazy father though, but what do you expect? :)

Hyozanryu 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 0:27

YDI for letting your girlfriend's dad own a baseball bat.

bubblybrooke 12

Wednesday 5 August 2009 7:09

my dad would do that...he threatened my first bf (NO sexual relations with, btw) with a chainsaw. :S needless to say, he didn't like my dad :P anyways my dads been a bit better lately with my other boyfriends, but if he found out about any sex, I'm sure it wouldn't just be a threat D:

eriinbaby 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 21:56

that's odd.. but they are comfy!

itsbryn 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 11:09

how do you define a normal Christian exactly?

Ikz_Hustler 9

Friday 25 February 2011 22:10

LOL thats jokes! "she stole them"...

ReptarTheStar 6

Thursday 5 April 2012 16:48

Run Forrest run!!!

unlucky_lucy 17

Sunday 25 August 2013 6:58

That's kinds creepy dude

Vintage_Cola 29

Monday 9 December 2013 4:40

Not that this post isn't funny, but it'd be better if the last sentence said "they weren't mine"

echosong 16

Saturday 21 June 2014 21:45

How does he know they're your boxers? That is the question

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