Relatable, Awkward and Work: Slogging for nothing

You will get considered for a lot more jobs too if you put "desired starting salary" as "willing to work for food." Lots more, but the number of offers isn't important.

doglover100 28

Monday 9 July 2012 4:23

Then how would you get a job since most jobs require a college degree

SeattlesBest97 1

Friday 2 November 2012 2:27

Sometimes over qualified means unemployed. Sucks right?

Mikeru 6

Saturday 19 December 2015 23:44

I'm guessing you majored in gender studies or something stupid like that. YOU DESERVED IT!!

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Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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Today, my husband told me to stop faking being sick, because, "morning sickness doesn't happen after noon." FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML

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