Mother in law, Break-ups and Love: Scary! - FML

Scary!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML

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By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

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By ThanksMa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML

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By grrrr - 12/02/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

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Doofus

By Coykoi - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML

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Pleased to meet you

By DB. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML

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Deal or no deal?

By toughlove - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML

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Sketchy

By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

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Right_Click 12

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:49

Your mother must be manlier than he is.

littlegold 7

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:48

Haha, your not the first one... It has happened to me.

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FussyFangs 4

Friday 6 January 2012 8:33

I know the feeling. xD. Mom blows up on them once and they're terrified forever. Especially when my ex even tries emailing an apology to my mom and ends up having an anxiety attack in the process. -

theonlysweetpea 10

Friday 6 January 2012 8:54

That's crap OP. Parents can be the pits in any relationship if they act like total beasts! I had a boyfriend whose mother was a dragon! I hated her more than I hated my own parents (long story)

FmaFangirl 9

Friday 6 January 2012 9:35

Some mom.

greenmen 12

Friday 6 January 2012 11:32

Lol! Both me and my wife's mom are worst. One is a radio station and other one is a panic attack

bn1372 0

Friday 6 January 2012 12:53

hahah sorry girl

Melster 0

Friday 6 January 2012 14:38

Okay, then good thing he left u, no guts no girlfriend.

superguppy19 3

Friday 6 January 2012 15:22

I hate my ex's mother she's a **** and a very selfish bitch

amsalwajih 0

Friday 6 January 2012 23:45

U sure it's because of your mom? :P

cetlawizard 15

Friday 6 January 2012 23:59

Nobody wants a future "monster-in-law", let a lone a scary gf's mom always giving them the dreaded "stank eye" or possibly trying to get down their pants.

ashes_fall 3

Saturday 7 January 2012 2:29

Having someone you care about not like your mother can put a lot of strain on you and even on the relationship. This might be better in the long run.

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