Love, Cheating, Mother in law and AITA: Runs in the family - FML

Runs in the family

By Anonymous - 12/03/2025 04:00 - United States - Anaheim

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Today, my now ex sent his mommy to come get his shit outta my house after we split. I had to physically restrain myself from choking the bitch after she said it was my fault he cheated, and got someone else pregnant, because I “should’ve paid more attention to him.” Fuck her and him. FML

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Dr love 2

Wednesday 12 March 2025 13:18

sounds like it was your fault 100% of women who take it up the butt will not get cheated on

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