FML : Today, my boss gave me a warning for "insulting our best customer" after she saw a comment on her customer card saying "stop giving this fat bitch free...

Today, my boss gave me a warning for "insulting our best customer" after she saw a comment on her customer card saying "stop giving this fat bitch free samples." My boss had written it in the first place, but refuses to either remember or admit it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fuckdubstep51 - / Saturday 21 July 2012 22:49 / United States - Willingboro

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By JustKittyKat | 24

#4718115 - Sunday 22 July 2012 3:11

What a prick!
1. For saying you did it.
2. For writing that.
You give that fat bitch all the samples she wants. :)
(I am obviously kidding when calling her that)

By MDM15 | 5

#4718119 - Sunday 22 July 2012 3:11

Just keep giving her free samples...that'll show your boss!

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By JustKittyKat | 24

#4718115 - Sunday 22 July 2012 3:11

What a prick!
1. For saying you did it.
2. For writing that.
You give that fat bitch all the samples she wants. :)
(I am obviously kidding when calling her that)

DreBeezy | 9

#4718172 - Sunday 22 July 2012 3:19

Wow, your boss is a real immature dumbass. It's not right that you have to work under such a douche.

scarface90 | 8

#4718221 - Sunday 22 July 2012 3:27

Go to his boss (assuming he has a boss) and explain the whole thing...

Futacy | 29

#4718505 - Sunday 22 July 2012 4:45

Your boss is an ass, that "fat bitch" is putting money into your boss's pocket!

dumboears | 8

#4718514 - Sunday 22 July 2012 4:47

By eating FREE samples..?

Futacy | 29

#4718536 - Sunday 22 July 2012 4:55

#41, I guess it depends on whether she comes only to eat the free samples or if she buys stuff and then stuffs her face with samples on the way out.

_Oblivion_ | 12

#4718548 - Sunday 22 July 2012 4:58

Close the lane and walk away like nothing happened. She'll be dumbstruck for years

patrickalamo | 47

#4718617 - Sunday 22 July 2012 5:18

Tell her the truth and give her double free samples.

dubleduke | 11

#6228804 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 13:03

Remind him. Violently

By MDM15 | 5

#4718119 - Sunday 22 July 2012 3:11

Just keep giving her free samples...that'll show your boss!

By cameronman9 | 2

#4718121 - Sunday 22 July 2012 3:11

Quit.Just.Quit.

igive | 28

#4718204 - Sunday 22 July 2012 3:24

Yes because bills don't exist.

BunchieRules | 31

#4718363 - Sunday 22 July 2012 3:58

16 - And jobs are so easy to find. OP, try to keep your job, even though your boss is an idiot.

PhishloverA | 14

#4718545 - Sunday 22 July 2012 4:58

Yeah, I agree with #16, don't quit and go through all the trouble to get another job. Try getting your boss fired

tisvana20 | 6

#4718819 - Sunday 22 July 2012 8:07

Secure a new job THEN quit. There is no reason OP should have to put up with that boss.

Besides, with a boss like that, OP will probably get fired eventually.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#4719091 - Sunday 22 July 2012 11:40

Ah, retail bosses... what cunts.

By CessOMG | 3

#4718123 - Sunday 22 July 2012 3:11

How pathetic of her.

xXxIracebethxXx | 14

#4718324 - Sunday 22 July 2012 3:50

The boss or the fat bitch?

TriflingAllDay | 6

#4718375 - Sunday 22 July 2012 4:00

Everyone involved. :)

CessOMG | 3

#4719026 - Sunday 22 July 2012 10:50

The boss.

By ThePK | 5

#4718124 - Sunday 22 July 2012 3:12

At least he only gave you a warning for that...
But perhaps he ONLY gave you a warning because he knows he did it! Hmm.

DreBeezy | 9

#4718232 - Sunday 22 July 2012 3:29

Good sir, I believe this comment is missing a little something: sense.

PhishloverA | 14

#4718566 - Sunday 22 July 2012 5:04

#5, OP shouldn't even have gotten a warning for what his boss did. OP shouldn't have gotten in trouble at all

k2_silly | 2

#4718574 - Sunday 22 July 2012 5:07

I was thinking the same.!!

alycion | 29

#4718778 - Sunday 22 July 2012 7:22

It makes sense. Boss knows he did it. Didn't want to admit it. Needed fall guy so gave op a warning. Now he disciplined someone and can attempt to keep up the illusion that he was innocent.

nevershoutkendal_fml | 10

#4718803 - Sunday 22 July 2012 7:50

The boss is a female.

By katydid95 | 5

#4718126 - Sunday 22 July 2012 3:12

I'd quit. Your dignity will be torn to shreds if you stay.

misspulkadot24 | 17

#4718364 - Sunday 22 July 2012 3:58

Never mind you will lose your house, car, and everything else you need money for. Oh well, you can always be a hobo with unshredded dignity.

plaguer | 26

#4718670 - Sunday 22 July 2012 5:32

29, at what point did OP say he had a house, car, or bills to pay? He could be a fifteen year old on his first job for all we know.

misspulkadot24 | 17

#4718783 - Sunday 22 July 2012 7:26

My point was if your boss is an idiot or whatever the case may be, it's best to not just quit, because later in life you will have a house, cars, and bills.

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#4719200 - Sunday 22 July 2012 12:37

Why on earth will the OPs dignity be "torn to shreds"???

tisvana20 | 6

#4720471 - Sunday 22 July 2012 20:10

Get a new job THEN quit. The boss is going to get OP fired eventually and OP is in a dead end job anyways.

You wouldn't stay with an emotionally abusive partner because of a house, so why would you do that with a boss?

By ArmouredPenguin | 2

#4718128 - Sunday 22 July 2012 3:12

Your boss is a douche, just quit

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4718824 - Sunday 22 July 2012 8:08

And have no job in this economy?
I think not.

SuaSponte | 1

#4718831 - Sunday 22 July 2012 8:12

Quit? Quitting will get you nowhere in life. Everybody will deal will shitty bosses in their life, you just have to suck it up, not take the easy route and giving up.

By cactasaurus | 7

#4718139 - Sunday 22 July 2012 3:13

Why on Earth would someone even say that about a customer or to them? Especially your boss. What an ass..

JaromStone | 0

#4722348 - Monday 23 July 2012 4:35

Hey how are you doing I saw your profile and you looked pretty chill. Have a few things in common. Was wondering if you wanted to talk?

JaromStone | 0

#4722367 - Monday 23 July 2012 4:41

Erica how do you send a message? Haha ;)

By greenie213 | 23

#4718140 - Sunday 22 July 2012 3:14

If you keep giving her samples, then she'll no longer be a bitch. Food makes them happy.

xXxIracebethxXx | 14

#4718352 - Sunday 22 July 2012 3:55

But she'll still be fat...

greenie213 | 23

#4718361 - Sunday 22 July 2012 3:57

Come on. Who doesn't like a jolly fat person?

xXxIracebethxXx | 14

#4718394 - Sunday 22 July 2012 4:05

Ahh, I was being sarcastic. It didn't seem to get through... I don't mind fat, jolly people D:

TheDragonWarrior | 5

#4718427 - Sunday 22 July 2012 4:17

I prefer the term jolly and pleasantly plump.

greenie213 | 23

#4718438 - Sunday 22 July 2012 4:19

Like Santa!

mduffy08 | 8

#4718726 - Sunday 22 July 2012 6:36

*nom nom nom*

nevershoutkendal_fml | 10

#4718805 - Sunday 22 July 2012 7:52

"I gave that bitch a sample. Bitches love samples".

By AznSamoan52 | 10

#4718147 - Sunday 22 July 2012 3:15

Don't worry Op. Your fucktard boss is trying to "mask the pain of guilt." She's trying to put the blame on others to make herself look good to others. I'd say quit the job before she makes gives you a bad rep.