By Rosie - 16/10/2018 12:00

Today, I discovered that you can vomit hard enough to break a rib and tear a ligament. Why was I barfing so violently? The stray cat I'm feeding has given me worms. I found one during "down there cleanup" time. I got laughed at by EMS, nurses, doctors, and my family. FML
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You don't wash your hands after touching a wild animal? Ew. Worms are mostly transferred through feces or uncooked meat..

Deez_Knots 10

Any medical personnel who laughs at one of their patients doesn’t deserve to have a job

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You don't wash your hands after touching a wild animal? Ew. Worms are mostly transferred through feces or uncooked meat..

Why would you cook feaces?

What, you'd serve it raw? Gordon Ramsay would most definitely not approve.

It's a stray cat for a reason. cat the other white meat.

I had nightmares about this when I was younger and found a dead worm in my bed after sleeping together with my (outdoor) cat. Fortunately, nothing ever happened.

tarabella 7

Uummm...you do know you're not supposed to french the cat, right?

Big deal. Wash your hands next time, and since you’re caring for a stray cat, most places make you responsible for the cat by law. Go buy fluffy a dewormer.

i hope they all contract worms fuckem

Fork them! They shouldn’t laugh at your misery!

1. took in a stray cat 2. it's a cat 3. you were cleaning up after it, how did you not see this coming?

Deez_Knots 10

Any medical personnel who laughs at one of their patients doesn’t deserve to have a job