Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML
Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML
Today, I ran into my mother-in-law, who I absolutely can't stand, with my car at 5 mph by accident. She jumped out in front of me after a particularly nasty argument, but my husband won't believe me and neither will the police. FML
Today, while driving on the streets for the first time, my mom decided that it would be an appropriate time to yell at me for every single mistake I’ve ever made in my life. This stressed me out so much I began driving against traffic. FML
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doctorwho143 3
Don't think about it morty!
askullnamedbilly 33
However, if you wish to be considered an adult, you have to take responsibility for your actions. That means if you hit someone's pet, you stop the car to see if there's a vet needed and try to locate the owners if possible. Just continuing driving and pretending nothing's happened is not only irresponsible, it's immature.
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Comments (82)
terri_fran90 18
...please **** punch her for all of the animal lovers out in the world..
sirrubberduckie 37
So, the mom hits a dog, and now you want OP to hit a cat?
AvidCollector 6
That's just messed up...
JasonLegend00 2
Dog killer!!!! 'Beethoven"
Catdragon 40
I lost my favorite cat to being hit by a car. People who hit animals should take responsibility for their actions. If you hit a person and you left, it would be a hit and run. It makes me sick that someone wouldn't man up to what they've done. I'll never forget seeing my babies body lying on the road or seeing a tiny grey cat pancaked on there with people continuing to drive over it.
KALOOS 4
where in NY? my aunts dog just got ran over by some bitch that kept going.
zp111 10
Who cares? It's just a dog
mh_2323 13
Should've jumped out of the car window to see if the poor dog was still alive
HeatherCorinne 14
You're mother is a monster. Maybe even a sociopath.
kristnmeoww 10
I feel bad for the owner..
meheem 13
I honestly think she is having a hard time dealing with it and is in a denyal mode right now. Probably her way of dealing with the shock. some people run away from things that's too stressful/painful.