Work: Revenge?

Revenge?

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 07:06 - Canada

Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML

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By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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Panic!

By Anonymous - 21/10/2025 12:00

Today, I tore through my apartment looking for my wallet. I was late for work, sweating, panicking, and blaming the cat. After 45 minutes, I found it. In the fridge. Next to the cheese. No explanation. FML

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Cheers

By Sheggie - 30/01/2010 05:06 - Australia

Today, I found a wallet belonging to some guy, it had $355 inside. Because he had his address written inside, I decided to return it, hoping for a reward. I drove for 40 minutes and finally got to his house during peak hour. All he did was say, "Oh, cool." FML

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Bad idea

By Stacy - 05/07/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

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By Qwe - 20/03/2016 01:22 - United States - North Attleboro

Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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Classic mistake

By 暂不提供 - 02/08/2025 21:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML

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Redesign

By rian - 03/04/2021 21:30

Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML

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Quest_ 13

Friday 12 November 2010 12:12

Poop usually comes FROM the asshole.

munkee_6669 0

Friday 12 November 2010 12:15

looks like you're -takes off shades- dealing with a shitty situation. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

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ocampnell 0

Friday 12 November 2010 16:03

It builds character :)

zombiedroogie138 0

Friday 12 November 2010 18:02

x )

mikejunior88 4

Friday 12 November 2010 16:22

was it human shit? or like, dog shit?

KikiThePug 0

Friday 12 November 2010 16:40

YDI for being an ass-hole you retard. You so deserved that.

pennies_lane 6

Friday 12 November 2010 16:44

umm return to sender? No wait, that's asshole too :p

Wirebiter 0

Friday 12 November 2010 16:49

You look like you let 10th grade me doodle on you like my trapper keeper, dude.

phorcep 0

Friday 12 November 2010 16:55

you sure pissed someone off

pennies_lane 6

Friday 12 November 2010 17:15

and here I am complaining that the only thing I get in my letterbox is bills! sucks to be you!

justanaveragejoe 0

Friday 12 November 2010 17:28

What's the other side of the story?

sugarr0babby0 0

Friday 12 November 2010 17:29

EW. fyl ]; But atleast your not an asshole, the person who sent it musta been.

aliceharper 0

Friday 12 November 2010 17:34

he was just explaining a mistake, jeez. stop hating on him

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