By ET. - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Remember when conspiracy theories were fun?

Today, my wife is totally convinced that she was abducted by aliens last night, all because she fell out of bed. FML
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By  Susieee_Q  |  9

Ahahaha. Did she watch The Fourth Kind? It might help if you tell her that movie, despite its claims, is mostly entirely fictional. It's BASED on actual disappearances, but all the real "footage" is entirely fake.
But if this has nothing to do with her watching this film, or any alien film for that matter, then fuck. I dunno what to tell you. along? Say, "Oh, my gosh! I was reading about stuff like that happening on the news!"

Uh. See what happens. Yeah. Whatever.