By ET. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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No your fat ass just knocked her out of bed and she mistook the fat folds for eyes and a mouth. Yay for negative votes!
maybe she's too fat for the tractor beam meaning that she weighs more than a cow since thats what aliens stereotypically abduct
Ahahaha. Did she watch The Fourth Kind? It might help if you tell her that movie, despite its claims, is mostly entirely fictional. It's BASED on actual disappearances, but all the real "footage" is entirely fake. But if this has nothing to do with her watching this film, or any alien film for that matter, then fuck. I dunno what to tell you. Maybe...play along? Say, "Oh, my gosh! I was reading about stuff like that happening on the news!" Uh. See what happens. Yeah. Whatever.